Our favorite 1337 h4XX0r, Brandon Lozza, managed to copy-pasta a proper DMCA response, so we sadly have been obliged to take down the original column on this particular free software luminary, at least for the next fourteen business days. It'll be interesting to see if Mr. Lozza follows through on his threatened lawsuit.
Evidence has surfaced that Mr. Lozza feels that there are "volumes of information" in support of the extremely interesting theories of David Icke*, well-known for alleging that the English Royal family are, in fact, reptilian aliens who live in subterranean tunnels when they're not hanging out at Buckingham Palace.
In a quote on the Boycott Novell IRC channel, "Ender2070"—one of Lozza's regular IDs—states that Alan Jones is very likely working for the CIA because "he has put down David Icke, who has volumes of information that makes a lot of sense".
Icke, for those not in the wacko-bat-guano-insane-conspiracy-theory know, "predicted"—to no particular avail—that Britain would be devestated by earthquakes and tidal waves in 1991, believes that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion are accurate, and claims that the world is run by the Illuminati, the Rothschilds and the Trilateral Commission, all of whom are actually tools in the hands (claws?) of the shape-shifting, underground-dwelling reptilians from the constellation Draco. This stuff makes Scientology look pretty rational by comparison.
Lozza also evidently believes that "the rich" "wont kill 2/3 the population, they will just geneticly engineer people into 'roles'" and that genetically-modified food products are intended to reduce the supply of "healthy semen" in order to cut down overpopulation. Polluting and sapping our precious bodily fluids, that sort of thing. (And did you know that a Microsoft Windows developer will under no circumstances drink water? Only Mountain Dew?)
Clearly, a thoughtful fellow. Roy Schestowitz attracts the very best and the very brightest. Just to provide some balance, it must be said that Lozza points out, "I'd be retarded if it weren't for spellcheck".
* True enough, but unfortunately, Icke wrote all of them...
